This Guy Looks Like King Triton IRL And You Can't Convince Me Otherwise

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This Guy Looks Like King Triton IRL And You Can't Convince Me Otherwise


His name is Jack Foley and he’s a model. Figures.

It’s a beautiful, sunny day in New York. And the only thing that brightens my day more than the sun is hot men.

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And my friend Stephanie knows that too, because she sent me a text of some silver fox named Jack Foley and said “Real life Triton.”

And my friend Stephanie knows that too, because she sent me a text of some silver fox named Jack Foley and said "Real life Triton."

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So of course, I did some internet sleuthing and found his Instagram. And tbh, I am 99% sure he is actually King Triton from The Little Mermaid.

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Let’s break it down, shall we?

Let's break it down, shall we?

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Look at the perfect, wavy hair.

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He has the stature of a King.

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I MEAN, COME ON.

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I asked my BuzzFeed coworkers for validation and got zero support.

I asked my BuzzFeed coworkers for validation and got zero support.

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But I don’t care because now I can’t unsee this and I’m not mad about that.

But I don't care because now I can't unsee this and I'm not mad about that.

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Ok bye have a great day!

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